I served the cause well, and the cause has served me. We all fought valiantly to save our great nation, and I owe each and every deplorable out there a debt of gratitude for their service to our great cause on the eve of our Presidents inauguration. We oversaw the destruction of an evil and intolerant leftist ideology. We overthrew an evil empire that sought the destruction of the West with its biased P.C. culture and violent progressive extremism. Tomorrow begins a new era in America, and we together will make it great again!